Entries Tagged as 'goofy rant'

KIP-dang it, I missed it again.

June 19th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Well, June 14th, as I was offhandedly celebrating year 15 of marriage I was accidentally neglecting a very important opportunity to represent for the knitting community. That’s right, I missed Knit in Public day.I had my knitting close at hand, but I got so busy at the homeschool curriculum sale that I let it lie [...]

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Survival of the thriftiest

June 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments

(Guitar, campfire, sunset, toasted marshmallows…sweet summer. We still have the burns to prove it.)
Today the real summer swelter kicked in. Huge storm clouds are building up high in the sky but the haze peeked through and made the air look wobbly. There are all sorts of tornado warnings and flood watches and all around our [...]

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Tags: Day in the life · Uncategorized · goofy rant

“Mom I want to record my life!”

May 1st, 2008 · 8 Comments

On Monday we were conducting a simple experiment withtin cans which demonstrated Bernoulli’s law. Sounds impressive, doesn’t it? Basically, you blow air between the cans and the air pressure lowers and instead of the cans going apart as you’d figure, they come closer together. Anything hands-on and my kids are all for it, so I [...]

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Tags: Day in the life · Uncategorized · experiment du jour · goofy rant · kids say the dangest things

I’m so over homeschooling.

April 24th, 2008 · 24 Comments

(Remember when we used to do stuff together? Before you got all big-headed?)
Dear Homeschooling,
You’ve been good to us. So accommodating and thought provoking and full of surprises. Remember the fire ants in the kitchen? Or the water wheel we made that one time? Ooh, ooh, how about when we hatched praying mantis babies, [...]

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Tags: Miss "Yada Yada Yada Philosopher" has spoken-fight back · Navel gazing · Pointedly ignoring current events to post this drivel · You are not alone · downright cynical · goofy rant

Homeschool Names to Prove Your Pluck

April 14th, 2008 · 14 Comments

Anoif’s girl scout leader is a lovely brave woman who is taking them all to Canada next week. In preparation, she’s decided to make identity cards for all of these homeschooled girls and asked that we all email her the name of our homeschool. This has caused a small kerfuffle over here. Because 7 [...]

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Tags: Navel gazing · goofy rant

In which your eyes glaze over and you find an excuse to wander off….

March 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments

(what Easter looked like at our house)
Okay, get out your interpretation journals. This one isn’t an aimless, rambling recollection. It has a punchline.Last night I had a dream that I was at a beachside casino (Ken and I used to work for one in another life) for our annual homeschooling conference (really? At a casino? [...]

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Tags: Day in the life · Pointedly ignoring current events to post this drivel · downright cynical · eco-freak out · goofy rant

Lesson plan to eliminate homework

February 26th, 2008 · 12 Comments

(View from the window this AM. Even though I have called a moratorium on all further snowfall this year, it appears that the memo did not hit the press.)
After reading a bit about homework today, and recalling that the number one question my kids get from friends who go to school is “Do you have [...]

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Tags: Miss "Yada Yada Yada Philosopher" has spoken-fight back · Navel gazing · Pointedly ignoring current events to post this drivel · Rare lesson plan thoughts · Seeking Feedback · downright cynical · experiment du jour · goofy rant

Ode to writer’s workshop

February 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments

(Snow in our window.)
This is an ode, an irregular sort of ode by one who never really studied odes, to my kid’s writer’s workshop that they love to attend each Thursday morning. Classically, I am honoring the workshop but in a simple bait and switch it is the mom who sets it up and [...]

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We’ve been reading Calvin and Hobbes. It livens things up around here.

January 9th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Mail thought this story blog worthy. Before he hears my version he will write his version and then we will compare notes.
The sun sort of poked out its face today and we lost no time in tossing the books, video games and other learned things aside to go for a walk. We had a really [...]

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Tags: Day in the life · Uncategorized · goofy rant · kids say the dangest things

Iced in

December 24th, 2007 · 3 Comments

It has been a helluva a week or two here in Candyland, Illinois. As you can see, the snow and ice(ing) are just clinging to the eaves. That shiny silver stuff on the ground is actually black ice, so watch it Erlene the mail carrier! Salt is not to be found this time of year [...]

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Tags: Day in the life · Pimpin' someone else's blog · You are not alone · eco-freak out · goofy rant · nature junk